Friday, May 18, 2012

The Art of Plagiarism

This isn't prose, I swear. It's supposed to be rythmic.

Don't bother me, I'm busy.
I'm translating a paper. It's in english...
but I'm translating it to English.
Translating from english, to english.
The medical term is Plagiarism.
I made a carbon copy, except I took out the "r" and "p" and switched the letters around. It's coy bacon.
It's a cloning machine, really, without all the hardware.
Or all the software. It's just a Word document
About the purple-backed gorilla... bird...
Fish...-asaurus.
It's a riveting read, I assure you.
From a reliable source. I think it's pronounced We Key Pedia. Or Wickey Pedia
It's the awesomest thing, straight out of the gates of Hell.
I added some trivia to the article. It can breathe fire now.
It's so awesome, I'm surprised nobody made a pokemon out of it yet.
You know, like you're walking on the sidewalk of Victory Road
When suddenly, a wild purple-backed gorilla bird fish-asaurus appears!
You'd need to approach it strategically. Go Squirtle!
Man, I should study more...