Rival's Perverse

 This one is exclusive to the hardcore 90's kids. Otherwise, you won't get it.



My neighbor calls me LOSER.
Gramps does it more
Gramps said he was better than me,
but oh, not anymore.
We go our separate ways
We're off to be the best
And even though I hate him,
It's Gramps I must impress.
I go with my companions
and climb right to the top.
Did he really have to come
to make all my dreams stop?
Gramps says he loves him more
that's when I start to choke
Cause he will never understand
The life of Gary Oak.


Yup. that just happened. A poem about your Rival in Pokemon. Somebody give me a Pulitzer Prize, please!